A Hair In The Spagehtti?

Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pu$$y.

The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"

The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?"

Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the **** out of here!" The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away.

Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair."

Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

So wats Gary's number? LOL. good joke.

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

hahahaha... heard this one before but still found it funny! Thanks for sharing!

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

Good for a laugh.

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

nice

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

Hmm. I've never heard that one before. It's not bad.

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

really good one

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

hahahaha that was the best joke i have ever heard!!!

A Hair In The Spagehtti?

lol

good one