Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night performing cunnilingus on Mary. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the feck out of here!" The waiter apologises as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair." Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Had maximum effect, I was eating a sandwich at the time I read it, 10 / 10
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Eww! *heehee* nasty, but a good one! good thing I wasn't eatin' *lol* Report It
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Hehehe, nice one.
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Excellent lol.
Hair in the spaghetti...?
haha, would have been worse if it was a fly!!
Hair in the spaghetti...?
funny
Hair in the spaghetti...?
boom boom
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Hair in the spaghetti...?
Something wrong with organic dental floss ?
Hair in the spaghetti...?
nasty! yet funny
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Haha. Nice
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Very Funny. I prefer a baldy meself though...
Hair in the spaghetti...?
Funny!
Hair in the spaghetti...?
ugh! ha ha ha ha
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